This is the shit

Collection of Funny commercials V.1 7/28/06

Ameriquest Ads

Flight
Cats
Im her Daddy
You're getting robbed
That killed em

Element Ads

I like to pinch
Opposums
Platypus
Burro
Rabbit

Random

UAC

Propper use of a condom Actually a southpark episode.. My favorite.

Awkward

Use Bleach

Beer overpowers all other senses

5 a day Give you the power to play..

Enjoy. :-D

Youtube ...

I kind of want to start Video blogging over youtube.. just sharing my ideas and such... but i want an intro to my blogs.. so anyone have a clue what i could use as a song? :-\

7/28/06 continued...

armored bull dozer Vs Town Place your bet

top ten worst soccer keepers of all time

Find Mp3's Using Google

Artist or Song:

Search for Books instead of music?

Via I-hacked.com / g2p.org

Friday!!!! 7/28/06

Ten Worst Spiderman Villains of All time

Smurfs

Smurfs 2

Armored Bull dozer Vs Town

I hate putting a title on these 7/27/06

The Secret To Song Writing i did not see that one coming...

Top 20 Gayest Video Game Characters

New The Game Mixtape The Face of LA

What's it gonna be?

Games Over. More Links

Cristiano Ronaldo Action Figure For those that dont know who Cristiano Ronaldo Is.. He's a World Famous Young Soccer player who in this last world cup turned into the icon of diving(aka faking fouls) ..this action figure... absolutely Hilarious.

Creative "Old Man"

So Lance Bass is Gay.. Like any of you had a doubt...

Just a good link dump

Mary Go round and a Scooter?

Does size really matter? Worlds largets HDTV

First pic of Venom in spirderman 3..sort of. In case youve been living under a rock.. ya know

Soccer Star Ronaldinho How it all began...

BOOBS! god i love em


I have a soccer Game to watch tonight.. Chivas Vs Sao Paolo in the Semi-finals of Copa Libertadores. Its on Fox Sports Espanol... So ill be back on later to maybe post more.. maybe..

Top Ten Reasons NOT to live in California

There has been a Recent Explosion over the last year of TOP 10 Lists, until today i had merely been a spectator until i decided today to rant about why you shouldnt live in California.


10. Tourists
It's not so bad most of the year, and hell sometimes its nice to see that kid from utah who for the first time is looking at micky mouse or the beach. But bob Damn it i really dont think its Immigrants we want to keep out of the country as much as we need to keep tourists out of california. as soon as the calendar Reaches June, when our kids are out of school(not that i have kids), hen we are trying to keep them entertain during the weekends, We get bombed by tourists.


I finally have time off of work and school to go to theme parks with some friends and cant, It doesnt make any sense by then. We pay 60$ to get in. then we stand in line for 7 attractions and wait 45 minutes to 3 hours for the line to shrink. then buy 4$ bottled waters for the wait. Umm loses its purpose. Have to thank tourists for that one along with visiting the beach and getting hit with 5 balls in the first hour

9.Weather
I think people are under the completely wrong impression of california weather. IT seems for the most part its totally unpredictable. The Winter is wet and humid. The summer is absolutely horrible unless you live along the beach. Yesterday we registered i think a high of 109.

8.Wannabe cholo gang members- Oh Man this has to be the worst. Now i have some things to say about actual cholo Gang members because well they stink. But one of the most annoying things to see is the following that they have of young hispanics. I grew up in the suburbs and even in the suburbs we have these little high sock wearing rader fans who want to prove themselves.

Yeah. Ive said Enough.

7.San Andreas Fault-

I think its not as bad as people think it is to live where there are a bunch of earthquakes. But The big one is supposed to come along San Andreas Fault. A lot of people expect it to come within the next 10 years. Some even have come to the conclusion that when the next big one comes...The Area West OF San Andreas Fault will break away from the USA. eep

6)Bros
I dont have much to say about bros. Its A stereotype of course but if you are in fact a Bro than i actually have a respect for you because you spend a lot of time enjoying your life. Now the problem i do see is what comes as a sort of spinoff of the bro. We call it ,The bro hoe.
The Bro hoe is something very special as it can be both Male and Female. It consists of people that follow around the Actual Bro Stereo type. It goes even further to suggest taht all they listen to is kottonmouth kings and drink 24 packs of cheap beer among a lot of friends and pretend to be waisted. Here is an image of a male brohoe.

Look at the sterotype there. Bandana,sideways bro hat. not to mention that i know him personally and is byfar a brohoe.

5)Laker Fans.
I think if you were to look in Websters for the Definission of Bandwagoner.. you would surely find the following image.


I think the last championchip the lakers won the ammount of fans has fallen faster than rain. Its amazing how from 2000 to 2003 every car had 2 laker flags riding on it but if you happenned to ask any person in them to name 5 players for the lakers their answer would be

umm ..ummm.. Kobe..shaq...umm horry...umm I DONT KNOW BUT LAKERS KICK ASS YEAH.

Then in 2006 you ask the same people why their favorite team the lakers sucks so bad and they give you the answer " fuck the lakers , miami baby!"

grrr

4)Governator


i think that his Re-election Campain song should be somewhere along the lines of an edited Version of Green Days -Boulevard of Broken Dreams to say Boulevard of Broken Promises. When We recalled Gray Davis out of office we expected something better out of this man. And what did We get? The same shhhh... enough said.

3)Fire Season.

Oh man I think the most annoying thing about california brush Fires has got to be when they figure out why the heck it started. " A young lady has been arrested in connection to the Joshua Tree Fire. Authorities Say she had ben driving all day with Her Air conditioning on full blast when her car overheated and caught fire on the side of the road. As an aftermath 10000 Acres have burned along with a Church and 10 homes. "


Not two years ago my neighborhood became victim to the Grand Prix Fire wich was two fires joining forces. Schools were closed and since i suffer from asthma i couldnt step outside without wearing some sort of protection.



2)traffic ;
oh man.. no matter where it is you are going. Unless it is before nooon you will encounter Stop and Go Traffic.

One of the things I always question is where the flip are all these people going?!


1)Summer-
Most people think that summer is a great thing in California. But not me. I think it is a horrible combination of most of those things above. The tourists Hit us Full force wich means its hard to go anywhere. The heat is unbearable unless u are in water. Little Wannabe Cholo Gang Members are out of jr high school and trying to reek havoc.The Governator is still not doing anything. Fire Season is Coming up quick. Traffic.. oh god nothing worse than stop and go traffic.. with 110 defree weather out.

God i need to get out of California

haha just thought id share this. I'ts a Video I made for my Highshool video Class when i was 16. :-P

A Scanner Darkly Cam

Sample Here

Screen Shots Here

Download links and mirrors HEREUPDATED

stuff

free subscriptin to Eletronic gaming Monthly

Cant Wait for the next episode of the chapelle's show?

YOU DONT HAVE TO.. here it is.. Episode 3 wich is set to air this sunday night.

PArt 1


Part 2

HUGE MP3 DUMP

http://0056a2b.netsolhost.com/mp3s/
Anything from 2pac to duran duran

Full list of songs

Pirates of the Carribean 2. TC

Im not a fan of these movies and i think the first one was absolute garbage.. but here you go.. this one is more watchable than the one i originally posted..

http://d01.megashares.com/?d01=7756128

http://d01.megashares.com/?d01=bd89bcc

i love megashares but if you dont get a link card than you cant download those files

MIRROR

http://rapidshare.de/files/26033155/POTCDMCsample.rar.html

the above is a sample clip!!

http://rapidshare.de/files/26034866/POTCDMC.part01.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/26034969/POTCDMC.part02.rar.html
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http://rapidshare.de/files/26034769/POTCDMC.part14.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/26034004/POTCDMC.part15.rar.html

password= DKSN20

so i must say this is pretty awesome

comment here
Digg Here


this makes me feel so small.. smaller than him even

So i have a flu...yumm.

Collection of zidane Vs MAterazi nockouts


Id Say this is really damn impressive;Domino run.

A Classic Prank

lack of updates

sorry for the lack of updates... im really sick and weak right now... blah............................................................................................

ummm so i decided to reveal my myspace account/.. myspace.com/hey_kiddo

Supersize me

What was said to zidane to send him off

A Scanner Darkly Audiobook

So i havent been able to find a release of the movie but heres the audio book.


http://rapidshare.de/files/25140558/pkd-asd-1-5.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/25142313/pkd-asd-6-10.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/25143520/pkd-asd-11-15.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/25134207/pkd-asd-16-20.rar.html

the jamie kennedy expirement

Ha..only in japan

And another.. im in a pranky mood

another great one

i hate to say it but if this happenned in the states all these people would sue

hilarious prank

Pirates Of The Carribean *updated*

Heres another extended trailer.




http://up-file.com/download/1a3930224850/Pirates---game-walkthrought.xml.html
Change xml to .zip . the download link is where the adds are at. it sais "upfile for you"



http://rapidshare.de/files/25324272/M-POTCTDMS.part01.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/25325421/M-POTCTDMS.part02.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/25324974/M-POTCTDMS.part03.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/25325029/M-POTCTDMS.part04.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/25325039/M-POTCTDMS.part05.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/25325285/M-POTCTDMS.part06.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/25325296/M-POTCTDMS.part07.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/25325300/M-POTCTDMS.part08.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/25325534/M-POTCTDMS.part09.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/25326319/M-POTCTDMS.part10.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/25326304/M-POTCTDMS.part11.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/25326066/M-POTCTDMS.part12.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/25326474/M-POTCTDMS.part13.rar.html

Password= syi.cc

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http://d01.megashares.com/?d01=dbba07c
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I personally dont like the quality.. but its the first release

Italy wins.. oh well.

Sonic Rivals for psp/pricing mistake so this game isnt even out yet and the launch price is set around 40$... well walmart has made a mistake and has it priced at 19.82.. pre order it now before it goes up.

Another great Flash Game

http://www.2dplay.com/run-ronaldo-run/run-ronaldo-run.swf

UFO friday..

This blog gets more random everyday...

unknown being grabs dudes arm

classic wtc UFO

Joke ending to silent hill

meh

yep..

End women's suffrage Not all women but some.. wow.. STUPID

HA obviously he is thinking about blowjobs

Yep..misses the FIRST Question on whowantes to be a millionaire

calssic colbert

Rodney Mullen

the colbert reoshit

one of the best homebrew flash games Ive ever played

http://www.destructoid.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/317172_Super_Mario_Sunshine_64__F.swf

Superman Returns

So as noticed the quality of Superman returns was carp. So...



Screenshot


Part one

Part two

That better Mike?

stuff

Well im pretty certain i should have posted these yesterday or before yesterday.. but whatever we can watch em now.. Some Fourth of july fun.

crotch

Ass

body

town?

Well I'm bored..

bored enough to bring my Ps2 out of retirement today and play some Video Games.

Obe of my favorite Movies

Its always sunny in Philidelphia Pilot on YOUTUBE

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I thought you guys should get to know me..

My name is Ed and im pretty special.. Here are some things im good at.

Bike Riding

Im good with bubbles

Im good at whatever the fuck this guys doing

I'm a Great Soccer player

Im good at golf..

and i'm a good dancer..

Happy Fourth of July America!

Music Dump

01 Better Together.mp3
02 Never Know.mp3
03 Banana Pancakes.mp3
04 Good People.mp3
05 No Other Way.mp3
06 Sitting, Waiting
07 Staple It Togethe
08 Situations.mp3
09 Crying Shame.mp3
10 If I Could.mp3
11 Breakdown.mp3
12 Belle.mp3
13 Do You Remember.mp3
14 Constellations.mp3


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A Rush of blood to the Head.
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Random Tunes
Staind-outside

Fort Minore-whered you go

Updated**Well I think the best way to get people to come here is to give them something they want right?

I found these and i think they are extended trailers of the movies.. i dunno someone tell me ;-)
Cars.2006.dvdscr.xvid

Screenshot.


Part 1
http://d01.megashares.com/?d01=9fe497a
part 2
http://d01.megashares.com/?d01=44ca85c

Superman Returns (cam)


http://www.sendspace.com/file/roqbk5



http://up-file.com/download/d2e331260346/WaistDeep.rar.html

38 Full length Movies on Youtube*dead*

So the other day i posted a link to watch x men the last stand on youtube.. well heres an index of a bunch of movies :-)

Here Movies Got taken down


Plus

A few days ago i linked to a myspace profile saying thats whats wrong with myspace..

well i cant top that but this is trying

here

QUESTION

I'd like for more people to see this blog.. anyone have any idea what i could do to get the word out?

you know what i dont like?

Nerds who rant about wiggers

FAther of kidnapped son gets revenge Would you have done the same thing?

talk about an exclusive

I don't like violence in sports

I hate the Rock.. but not as much as i hate wresteling

I hate People that dont let me do my job.. but ha ha ha

GET off THESE

Painfull youtube of the day.

here
:-(
wtf?
arm wresteling anyone?
What kind of Call is that Ref?foul? where?

Classic

Top 10 Video Game Weapons of all time.

REALLY BORED

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name)
Paloma Monte Vista

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your mom's side, your favorite candy)RAmon Skittles


3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first two or three letters of your middle name)
e-kev

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: ( favorite color, favorite animal)
Red Farret

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born/hometown)
Kevin Iguala

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name)
Eliada Tor

7. JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards)Nivek Adartse

8. PORN STAR NAME: (middle name, street you grew up on)
Kevin G

9. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, the automobile you drive/want)
The Red Prelude

PSP 2.5/2.6 Downgrader

Beta Version of the 2.5/2.6 downgrader released

Free 50$ Gas Card

Free 50$ Gas Card when you test Drive a Suzuki Grand Vitara
Here

Youtube of the night.

Crazy Night. Went to the filming of Rockstar Supernova..great start.ill post more on that sometime.

YOUTUBE

JOHN STEWARTS POST 911 SPEACHCant help but get extremely depressed from this. John Stewart is an Amazing and Genuine individual. "The view from my apartment was the World Trade Centers...But you know what the View is now? The Statue of Liberty."

X-men The Last Stand Divided into 10 parts...Beats the hell out of paying for this garbage.

itsa me.. mario!

Ping Pong

Man i love these

Enjoy